This is Tre and William's favorite thing to do. Don't worry, I'm always there looking for cars!

Sidewalk Chalk!

So before you look at this image, I have to say I debated posting it in my mind over and over, but in the end, I decided it was too funny not to share.

William got sidewalk chalk for his birthday, so we went outside and I decided to trace their body. Then I told Tre to draw a face, and when he was done with that I told him to draw some pants! After a few minutes, I looked and this is what I found:

I asked him what that was and he said he wanted "super hero pants"! I was speechless!

P.S. I have NO CLUE where Tre learned to draw anything like this!

P.P.S. After I showed Jack when he got home, I hosed it off so the neighbors didn't think badly of us! :)

P.P.P.S Jack thought, "Eh, that's anatomically correct!" HAHAHAHAHA!

Jack's facebook status...

So, William just walked into the bathroom to go potty in the middle of the night. Unfortunately, I think he was still asleep because he left a puddle on the floor opposite the toilet. A for effort. F for aim.

It's Jack's sleep in day, but when I wasn't looking Tre snuck into our room, woke him up, and asked Jack, "Will you take me to the birthday party instead of mommy!?" How can you resist that, so Jack woke up, and didn't get to sleep in and is taking him to the party.

It should hurt my feelings, but it doesn't. Our poor guy misses his daddy because he's gone so much. I don't blame him for wanting to go with Jack instead. I miss him too!

Funnies

So today I took Tre to get some new pj's since he only has two pair and even those are kind of short on him. Plus, it's pj day tomorrow at school, so I thought it was perfect timing.

Anyway, on the way home, a black Camaro wasn't letting me merge and she was quite blatant about it. I said, aloud, "what a B-i-t-c-h!" Not my proudest mothering moment, but at least I spelled it! A couple minutes later, Tre said, I don't like weird people that don't let you in the other lane!" I laughed a little and said that they were, in fact, weird! He said, "Yea, so lets call them a whole bunch of letters like N-o-s-e-p!" HAHAHAHA! I'm glad he can't spell and I'm glad he thought I just called the "black Camaro" a bunch of letters!

On another note, we had a casual dinner tonight and I told the kids if they ate all of their food they could have two cookies. Our crazy Tre said he only wants one cookie and will save the other one for tomorrow. What kid saves cookies? I thought they were all about instant gratification!!!!

Dear God...

Me: Okay, Tre, Say your prayers.

Tre: Now I lay me down to sleep... (he finishes)

Me: Do you want to add anything?

Tre: Like what?

Me: Like, Dear God, Please let Tre have a really good day at school tomorrow.

Tre. No. Like, Dear God, Please let Tre not have to go to school tomorrow.

Clever.

Thank you for my donut!

William is seriously sweet. Jack took the kids for donuts before school because he was going out of town. There were some in our fridge, but I guess they wanted fresh. Anyway, they get to the place right by our house and it was closed for the New Year week. Tre was super upset, but William comforted him with, "It's okay, buddy. We have some at home!" Jack went to another donut place anyway and this is a video from that.

P.S. Put a hooded sweatshirt or jacket on William and he won't take the hood off ALL day!